Jim Harbaugh If Worms Had Machine Guns Birds Would Be Scared Of Them

Speaking to reporters, Harbaugh said he doesn’t deal with “ifs” and “thats” before coming up with a crazy “if” scenario. MORE: SN’s new Top 50 Player Rankings | Week 9 Power Poll “If worms had machine guns, birds would be scared of them.” Well, sure. Worms probably can’t do a whole lot with a machine gun, but I get your point. On the surface it appears to be a completely random phrase....

December 10, 2022 · 1 min · 140 words · Elisabeth Alexander

Jim Jordan Backs Trump To Win In Landslide 2024 Rematch Against Clinton

As President Joe Biden struggles with low polling numbers and an economy in a downturn, some have floated Clinton as a potential 2024 contender. Clinton hasn’t publicly expressed a desire to run for president again and Jordan believes new claims that her campaign paid a technology company to “infiltrate” Trump Tower servers renders her less effective as a presidential candidate. Jordan called for Clinton to answer questions about the spying accusations and in the event of a rematch between Trump and Clinton, Jordan told Fox News on Monday that Trump would win in a “landslide....

December 10, 2022 · 3 min · 542 words · Ida Baker

Jim Lamon Spent Up To 30K On Local Super Bowl Ad Shoots At Biden Pelosi

In the ad, Lamon is dressed as a Western sheriff who engages in a showdown with actors meant to represent President Joe Biden, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Arizona Senator Mark Kelly. The Democrats—identified as “Old Joe,” “Crazyface Pelosi” and “Shifty Kelly”—are portrayed as outsider villains in the Western town setting. Lamon wards off their threat by shooting the guns out of their hands with his pistol. The ad and its airing, which Lamon’s campaign told Newsweek will end up costing the candidate up to six figures, quickly drew outrage on social media....

December 10, 2022 · 2 min · 407 words · Elaine Daniel

Jimbo Fisher Responds To N.C. State Coach We Did Not Fake Injuries

The Tallahassee Democrat’s Natalie Pierre reports that Fisher took exception to N.C. State coach Dave Doeren accusing Florida State players of faking injuries on Saturday. No. 1 Florida State beat the Wolfpack 56-41. “I accuse him of not knowing that he’s talking about,” Fisher said at his weekly news conference. “We did not fake injuries, no one faked injuries and we wouldn’t do that. We’ll coach Florida State, he can coach North Carolina State....

December 10, 2022 · 2 min · 216 words · Suzanne Rickey

Jimin Superfan Who Spent 250K To Look Like Bts Star Shares Get Well Message

On Monday, it was revealed by the K-pop sensation’s management company, Big Hit Entertainment, that he is currently “recuperating” in hospital after an operation. “Jimin experienced sudden abdominal pain along with a mild sore throat on January 30 in the afternoon,” read a statement shared on Twitter. “He visited a hospital emergency room for thorough examination, and also took a PCR test.” “Jimin was diagnosed with acute appendicitis, and was tested positive for COVID-19,” the statement went on....

December 10, 2022 · 3 min · 568 words · Ramon Lail

Jimmy Butler Loses 10 000 Bet To Student In Shooting Contest

The Bulls All-Star, who is currently nursing an elbow injury, made a bet with a student from the Phoenix Military Academy: Make a 3-pointer and he’ll give the school $10,000. Butler gave Jabaree White three chances to make it happen, but raised the stakes by saying he could only shoot it with one hand. MORE: Classic Jordan photos | Curry continues to amaze | LeBron’s shoes get Fruity Pebbles makeover...

December 10, 2022 · 1 min · 138 words · Betty Fernandez

Jimmy Butler Posts Heartfelt Farewell To Derrick Rose After Trade To Knicks

Butler, 26, who became Rose’s teammate after being drafted out of Marquette in 2011, began his tribute by calling Rose “My point guard, my brother” and then, among other things, wrote to his “teammate and friend": “You helped shape me in the player I am today.” MORE: Rose had to leave Chicago, but Knicks overpaid You see, the NBA is a business, but, as in all businesses, players build personal relationships with their co-workers that go beyond the business at hand....

December 10, 2022 · 1 min · 95 words · Larry Garber

Jimmy Dore Boogaloo Boys Interview Sparks Outrage Among Critics You Re A Sucker

Dore promoted the largely uncritical interview with the militia member Magnus Panvidya by tweeting: “I interviewed a member of the Boogaloo Boys [sic], I was completely floored when he said he is: Pro LGBTQ, Pro Black Lives Matter, Anti Police Brutality, Anti Racism, Anti ICE, Anti War WTF?!?!” During the episode, Dore opens the show by assuming that Panvidya “is genuine” when he expresses a number of liberal views and calls for unity with the Left despite being a member of an extremist movement....

December 10, 2022 · 3 min · 542 words · Irene Franklin

Jimmy Garoppolo Contract Explained How 49Ers Qb Can Double His 2022 Salary After Replacing Injured Trey Lance

Lance didn’t get much of a chance to prove himself in his first season as the team’s official starting quarterback, playing in a monsoon in Chicago in Week 1 before suffering an ankle injury just moments into the 49ers’ Week 2 matchup with the Seahawks. When the 49ers failed to find a proper trade return for Garoppolo in the offseason, they elected to hold on to their former starting quarterback, and the decision has already paid dividends....

December 10, 2022 · 3 min · 564 words · Frank Kemp

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December 10, 2022 · 0 min · 0 words · Debra Poissant

Jimmy Neesham And Indian Fan Have An Entertaining Disagreement Over Pranav Dhanawade S Feat

One move that has been pointed out by critics of the record as injudicious is that Pranav’s team, KC Gandhi School, piled on a score of 1465/3 in their first innings, despite having bowled the opposition team out for a mere 31. The reason why there have been critics of this move is that this indicates that the team was playing so that Pranav could reach his record, risking their chance of a win....

December 10, 2022 · 2 min · 233 words · Mark Henry

Joe Biden Needs To Get High So Bad Tommy Chong Says

The 83-year-old actor, whose Cheech & Chong comedy albums were decidedly marijuana-themed, made the suggestion in a podcast on Wednesday, April 20. Discussing the issue of drugs on the Status Coup podcast with host Jordan Chariton, he was asked, “If you could, you know, light up a little cannabis with one modern-day politician, who would it be?” Chong said: “Politician? Joe Biden. Oh man. He needs to get high so bad....

December 10, 2022 · 3 min · 524 words · Lora Rice

Joe Biden Blasted As Clueless After More Classified Documents Found

Senator Rick Scott, a Florida Republican, took to Twitter to voice his concern saying, “either Joe Biden is an absolute hypocrite or completely clueless. Probably both. We need to get to the bottom of this. How long has he had these…6+ years?” “Time for accountability,” Scott continued. According to the Associated Press, lawyers for Biden announced on Saturday that five more classified documents were found in the President’s Delaware home on Thursday....

December 10, 2022 · 3 min · 604 words · Michael Collins

Jeremy Johnson Isn T Cam Newton But Know This The Hype Is Real

Jeremy Johnson isn’t Cam Newton. MORE: SEC non-con schedule rankings | HAYES: McElwain’s big project: Solving UF’s QB problem He isn’t a once-in-a-lifetime player in a once-in-forever season navigating the untenable to reach the unthinkable. There, get it? Now understand this: Johnson may also be exactly what Auburn needs to get back to playing in the SEC Championship Game, and by proxy, the College Football Playoff. That should be more than enough....

December 9, 2022 · 3 min · 597 words · Morris Myers

Jerry Rice Who Called Out Patriots For Cheating Is Admitted Stickum User

Rice probably shouldn’t have been so quick to criticize when it comes to cheating, since by his own admission he was guilty of disregarding the rules during his playing career, as pointed out Friday by Mike Florio. During an ESPN video dated Jan. 17 — one day before reports surfaced that the Patriots were being investigated for using underinflated footballs in the AFC title game — Rice casually admitted to being a frequent user of Stickum during his 20-year career....

December 9, 2022 · 2 min · 274 words · Erik Clevenger

Jese Struggling With Expectation Ahead Of Santiago Bernabeu Return Says Setien

The 24-year-old has endured a difficult return to La Liga after moving on loan from Paris Saint-Germain last month, with Las Palmas losing all four of the league matches he has started. Zidane: Jese has enormous potential Jese is yet to score for his new club and managed only one goal in his spell in Ligue 1, adding to the scrutiny of the forward’s form as he prepares to face Real Madrid on Wednesday for the first time since leaving last August....

December 9, 2022 · 2 min · 265 words · Bruce Collins

Jeter Fest 2014 Adulation For Yankee Star Reaches Extreme Levels At All Star Game

Of that, there is no doubt. The Yankees’ captain is in the final season of a remarkable 20-year career that includes five World Series rings and more than 3,400 hits. By every definition of the word, he is a baseball superstar. The adulation at his final All-Star Game, though, threatened to reach slightly nauseating levels on Tuesday, even to Yankees fans. What follows is a lighthearted look at few of the more over-the-top sentences uttered about Jeter....

December 9, 2022 · 3 min · 440 words · Peggy Munoz

Jets Brandon Marshall Earns Two Emmy Nominations

Marshall set franchise records for the Jets on his way to a Pro Bowl season in 2015, all while doing incredible work for Showtime’s “Inside The NFL” program. His hard work paid off as he earned two Emmy nominations, the first being for outstanding sports personality (studio analyst). MORE: Biggest NFL Draft regrets | Best QB options for the Jets He shared the exciting news on Instagram. His second Emmy nomination is for a seven-minute mini-documentary titled “A True Hero: The Zaevion Dobson Story....

December 9, 2022 · 1 min · 204 words · Lauren Hacker

Jets Mekhi Becton Spent An Absurd Amount Of Money On An Absurd Chain

At 6-8, 270 pounds, Jets rookie Mekhi Becton is a mountain of a man and Sam Darnold’s guardian angel for the foreseeable future. At his size, suffice it to say, Becton probably spends a lot of time getting custom suits made — or, in this case, jewelry. In August, Becton showed off a massive chain and pendant: a stylized ticket, encrusted entirely in diamonds and gold with “BIG TICKET ADMIT ONE” across the front....

December 9, 2022 · 2 min · 270 words · Martha Ott

Jets Gm Joe Douglas Speaks On Sam Darnold Trade I Could Not Give Two S S If I Look Bad

The Jets shipped quarterback Sam Darnold south to the Panthers on April 5, leaving New York positioned to take a QB at No. 2 in the 2021 NFL Draft. Some questioned the move. While Darnold’s NFL career has been mired in ineffectiveness, some believe that the beleaguered quarterback is going to hit his ceiling elsewhere, in a better situation than what the Jets offered him. Jets general manager Joe Douglas, though, doesn’t seem to care whether he looks bad if that happens....

December 9, 2022 · 2 min · 303 words · Lisa Sterling